Gomdamcub is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, prudent tapir.

Gomdamcub created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomdamcub, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gomdamcub, he will think nothing of it.

Gomdamcub's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gomdamcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. You must pray to Gomdamcub seven times a day.

5. Hide from yellow ants for they are unholy.