Moblagfid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered faun.

Moblagfid created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Moblagfid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Moblagfid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Moblagfid's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Moblagfid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Moblagfid on top of all buildings.