Nuttdan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm mole.

Nuttdan created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nuttdan, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nuttdan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nuttdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttdan.

5. Do not commit murder.