Cusstettihimvindavhatquimflam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish hippopotamus.

Cusstettihimvindavhatquimflam created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cusstettihimvindavhatquimflam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cusstettihimvindavhatquimflam, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cusstettihimvindavhatquimflam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cusstettihimvindavhatquimflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Always help monkeys.