Cinvoncen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying hummingbird.

Cinvoncen created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinvoncen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cinvoncen, it will send you a sign.

Cinvoncen's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cinvoncen's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Put Cinvoncen first in all things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cinvoncen.

5. Never play with disobedient children.