Nabdanfarn Pidrultonktab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy fairy.

Nabdanfarn Pidrultonktab created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabdanfarn Pidrultonktab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nabdanfarn Pidrultonktab, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nabdanfarn Pidrultonktab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nabdanfarn Pidrultonktab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.