Nurtdunflig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, witless human.

Nurtdunflig created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdunflig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurtdunflig, she will strike you with lightening.

Nurtdunflig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nurtdunflig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four shrews approach from the south.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray immersed in water.