Xin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy dolphin.

Xin created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xin, he will cry a lot.

Xin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. You must love Xin.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.