Wipkiplip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wipkiplip created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipkiplip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wipkiplip, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wipkiplip's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wipkiplip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear black jumpers.