Jiggilfidtiphin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, slow cat.

Jiggilfidtiphin created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiggilfidtiphin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jiggilfidtiphin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jiggilfidtiphin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Jiggilfidtiphin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jiggilfidtiphin.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.