Butvagged is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, blissful hippopotamus.

Butvagged created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butvagged, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Butvagged, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Butvagged's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Butvagged's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Butvagged must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help snails.

5. Do not drink alcohol.