Nellhinfly is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonourable fox.

Nellhinfly created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellhinfly, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nellhinfly, it will refuse to believe in you.

Nellhinfly's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nellhinfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Run away from red grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. You must pray to Nellhinfly nine times a day.