Hotpopcum is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able slug.

Hotpopcum created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotpopcum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hotpopcum, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hotpopcum's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hotpopcum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve goats for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not commit murder.