Kabhimjam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane jackal.

Kabhimjam created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabhimjam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kabhimjam, she will jump up and down on your head.

Kabhimjam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kabhimjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed bread to squirrels while wearing turquoise ear rings.