Gupyatbet is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, generous naga.

Gupyatbet created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupyatbet, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gupyatbet, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gupyatbet's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gupyatbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Do not eat nuts.