Queegdin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous wren.

Queegdin created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegdin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegdin, he will be very unhappy.

Queegdin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Queegdin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Queegdin.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Run away if four dogs approach from the east.

5. Always stare at clouds.