Xucpopbud is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, caring raven.

Xucpopbud created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucpopbud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xucpopbud, it will turn you into a sheep.

Xucpopbud's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Xucpopbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide from black turtles for they are unholy.