Fignullwee is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced pigeon.

Fignullwee created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fignullwee, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fignullwee, she will make you grow a tail.

Fignullwee's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fignullwee's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.