Volman is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-confident walrus.

Volman created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Volman, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Volman, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Volman's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Volman's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Volman on top of all buildings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Volman.