Fabstanken is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic monkey.

Fabstanken created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Fabstanken, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fabstanken, he will turn you into a goat.

Fabstanken's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fabstanken's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.