Gomquafmut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent sheep.

Gomquafmut created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gomquafmut, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gomquafmut, it will turn you into a slug.

Gomquafmut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gomquafmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Worship no other gods but Gomquafmut.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gomquafmut.