Higbisskadyarlsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, caring bear.

Higbisskadyarlsaf created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higbisskadyarlsaf, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Higbisskadyarlsaf, she will turn you into a slug.

Higbisskadyarlsaf's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Higbisskadyarlsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never think about comets.