Talcudpom is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, calm pigeon.

Talcudpom created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Talcudpom, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Talcudpom, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Talcudpom's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Talcudpom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide if six moths approach from the east.