Pagdan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak duck.

Pagdan created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagdan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pagdan, she will cry a lot.

Pagdan's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pagdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

5. You must love Pagdan.