Naryarmotomin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, caring yak.

Naryarmotomin created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naryarmotomin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Naryarmotomin, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Naryarmotomin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Naryarmotomin's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Naryarmotomin.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.