Fadzagsadlat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited deer.

Fadzagsadlat created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadzagsadlat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fadzagsadlat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fadzagsadlat's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fadzagsadlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fadzagsadlat.