Bogfobdub is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, moody newt.

Bogfobdub created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfobdub, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bogfobdub, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bogfobdub's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bogfobdub's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. You must pray to Bogfobdub nine times a day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.