Stipzogtiplenwanlat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered armadillo.

Stipzogtiplenwanlat created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipzogtiplenwanlat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stipzogtiplenwanlat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stipzogtiplenwanlat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stipzogtiplenwanlat's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away from pink whales, for they are unholy.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.