Dagvabduss Gedsanlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous gorilla.

Dagvabduss Gedsanlarg created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagvabduss Gedsanlarg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dagvabduss Gedsanlarg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dagvabduss Gedsanlarg's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dagvabduss Gedsanlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Retreat if four eagles approach from the east.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dagvabduss Gedsanlarg.