Megyarttag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sage otter.

Megyarttag created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megyarttag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Megyarttag, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Megyarttag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Megyarttag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Retreat if four badgers approach from the north.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.