Sasdumget is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous warg.

Sasdumget created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasdumget, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sasdumget, she will laugh at you.

Sasdumget's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sasdumget's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.