Stikstigcit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, vain fairy.

Stikstigcit created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikstigcit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stikstigcit, it will turn you into a puffin.

Stikstigcit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Stikstigcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stikstigcit's name in vain.

2. Hide from pink gulls for they are unholy.

3. Erect six iron sculptures of Stikstigcit on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always obey Stikstigcit's priests.