Limtungattal is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, intelligent guinea pig.

Limtungattal created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Limtungattal, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limtungattal, it will turn you into a goat.

Limtungattal's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Limtungattal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.