Weejenjapsin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing fairy.

Weejenjapsin created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Weejenjapsin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Weejenjapsin, it will destroy your home planet.

Weejenjapsin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Weejenjapsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Hide if five frogs approach from the south.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.