Largkennur is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, narcissistic
crocodile.
Largkennur created snails two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Largkennur, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Largkennur, it will turn you into a frog.
Largkennur's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Largkennur's Holy Commandments1. Never eat oranges.
2. Never skip near ducks.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.