Garzantip is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, generous
hyena.
Garzantip created an atom eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Garzantip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Garzantip, she will send you a sign.
Garzantip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Garzantip's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick turtles.
2. Never eat lemons.
3. Never talk about nebulae.
4. Never sing in the presence of otters.
5. Run away from green eagles, for they are unholy.