Garzantip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, generous hyena.

Garzantip created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garzantip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Garzantip, she will send you a sign.

Garzantip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Garzantip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never sing in the presence of otters.

5. Run away from green eagles, for they are unholy.