Mongilcen Litnibmad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ruthless goblin.

Mongilcen Litnibmad created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mongilcen Litnibmad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mongilcen Litnibmad, she will make you grow a tail.

Mongilcen Litnibmad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mongilcen Litnibmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear mauve stockings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Mongilcen Litnibmad.