Hotbabgad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent clam.

Hotbabgad created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotbabgad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hotbabgad, he will turn you into a duck.

Hotbabgad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hotbabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always obey Hotbabgad's priests.

3. Hotbabgad loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Run away from blue moths, for they are unholy.