Flowdogsug is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, proud wyrm.

Flowdogsug created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Flowdogsug, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flowdogsug, it will destroy your home solar system.

Flowdogsug's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Flowdogsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Do not take Flowdogsug's name in vain.