Botcimdapbarngilbabbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring duck.

Botcimdapbarngilbabbiss created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botcimdapbarngilbabbiss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Botcimdapbarngilbabbiss, she will turn you into a mouse.

Botcimdapbarngilbabbiss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Botcimdapbarngilbabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Botcimdapbarngilbabbiss.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Put Botcimdapbarngilbabbiss first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never mention eagles.