Bissgonkipmatgemjambastgub is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, loving alligator.

Bissgonkipmatgemjambastgub created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Bissgonkipmatgemjambastgub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bissgonkipmatgemjambastgub, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bissgonkipmatgemjambastgub's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bissgonkipmatgemjambastgub's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help ants.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.