Bissgonkipmatgemjambastgub
is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, loving
alligator
.
Bissgonkipmatgemjambastgub
created everything that exists four years ago.
If you believe in
Bissgonkipmatgemjambastgub
, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Bissgonkipmatgemjambastgub
, he will boil you in a big pot.
Bissgonkipmatgemjambastgub's
most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Bissgonkipmatgemjambastgub's Holy Commandments
1. Fast once a month.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Always help ants.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Do not stand on grass.
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