Fondumgab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic owl.

Fondumgab created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fondumgab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fondumgab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fondumgab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fondumgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fondumgab.

4. Never feed onions to tortoises while wearing gray rings.

5. Never eat figs.