Manyarkenfum is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, generous
alligator.
Manyarkenfum created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Manyarkenfum, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Manyarkenfum, it will ignore you.
Manyarkenfum's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Manyarkenfum's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Run away from white eagles, for they are unholy.
3. Never paint your chest pink.
4. Do not wear purple clothing.
5. Do not wear tin on your body.