Manyarkenfum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous alligator.

Manyarkenfum created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manyarkenfum, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Manyarkenfum, it will ignore you.

Manyarkenfum's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Manyarkenfum's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away from white eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Never paint your chest pink.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.