Narlhakgof is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent
narwhal.
Narlhakgof created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Narlhakgof, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Narlhakgof, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Narlhakgof's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Narlhakgof's Holy Commandments1. You must love Narlhakgof.
2. Hide if seven swans approach from the south.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.
4. Never write about stars.
5. Narlhakgof must be the most important thing in your life.