Gepbogtail is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful tortoise.

Gepbogtail created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbogtail, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gepbogtail, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gepbogtail's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gepbogtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect four titanium sculptures of Gepbogtail on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Gepbogtail on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never run in holy places.