Gepbogtail is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful
tortoise.
Gepbogtail created the planet Mars two million years ago.
If you believe in
Gepbogtail, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Gepbogtail, it will turn you into a sheep.
Gepbogtail's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Gepbogtail's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Erect four titanium sculptures of Gepbogtail on top of important buildings.
3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Gepbogtail on top of all buildings.
4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.
5. Never run in holy places.