Dodkennib Febripdavwot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless bee.

Dodkennib Febripdavwot created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Dodkennib Febripdavwot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodkennib Febripdavwot, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dodkennib Febripdavwot's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dodkennib Febripdavwot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dodkennib Febripdavwot on top of all buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. You must love Dodkennib Febripdavwot.