Vilbastvol is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable mink.

Vilbastvol created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilbastvol, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vilbastvol, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vilbastvol's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vilbastvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always wear gray.