Tadfagdavpitgomcumlegbad Queegfuddag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered lobster.

Tadfagdavpitgomcumlegbad Queegfuddag created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadfagdavpitgomcumlegbad Queegfuddag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tadfagdavpitgomcumlegbad Queegfuddag, she will turn you into a tree.

Tadfagdavpitgomcumlegbad Queegfuddag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tadfagdavpitgomcumlegbad Queegfuddag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tadfagdavpitgomcumlegbad Queegfuddag.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hide if four ducks approach from the west.

4. Never sing in the presence of tapirs.

5. Hide from blue gulls for they are unholy.