Rullyamgud Yattquafhascab Listmitbastbed is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, egotistical fox.

Rullyamgud Yattquafhascab Listmitbastbed created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullyamgud Yattquafhascab Listmitbastbed, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rullyamgud Yattquafhascab Listmitbastbed, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rullyamgud Yattquafhascab Listmitbastbed's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rullyamgud Yattquafhascab Listmitbastbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never sit near hamsters.

5. Run away from white sharks, for they are unholy.