Wadflapdun Fithigrullvegxendogkamcip is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring weasel.

Wadflapdun Fithigrullvegxendogkamcip created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Wadflapdun Fithigrullvegxendogkamcip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wadflapdun Fithigrullvegxendogkamcip, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Wadflapdun Fithigrullvegxendogkamcip's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wadflapdun Fithigrullvegxendogkamcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never bounce near cats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat green fruit.